Blah, Blah, Blah, Now It's Nom Time.
astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

gamerspirit:

Every time I see almond milk I can’t help but imagine a farmer at a farm sitting on a stool, milking an almond

Such a perfect representation of my mind at night. I love you, sir.

guiltyhipster:

Friendly reminder that you’re allowed to like a thing without knowing every single fact about the thing

You’re allowed to like a movie without having to know every crew member’s name

You’re allowed to like a book without having to memorize every page

You’re allowed to like a video game without having to know all the Easter eggs and cheat codes

You’re allowed to like things and not be an expert on things

Liking things isn’t supposed to be stressful

OMG YES

petitsirena:

telling a bi / queer person they’re not bi / queer because they haven’t slept with two genders is the same as telling a straight / gay virgin they have no sexuality because they haven’t fucked anyone yet

aka it makes no sense

so stop it

forever

carstairsy:

stumblingaphrodite:

Am I the only one who writes fanfiction in their head when they’re trying to sleep?

Someone understands me

THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT I DO EVERY NIGHT TO FALL ASLEEP

firecrotchviii:

{x}

So this will probably make me sound like a horrible person, buuuuuuuut
When people do the shiny red shading on certain points of the body, to me, it looks like a giant pimple. Not that I don’t love the picture, but as I’m looking at it I’m all, “Oh my gosh, I want to pop that”….. 

firecrotchviii:

{x}

So this will probably make me sound like a horrible person, buuuuuuuut

When people do the shiny red shading on certain points of the body, to me, it looks like a giant pimple. Not that I don’t love the picture, but as I’m looking at it I’m all, “Oh my gosh, I want to pop that”….. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Uuuuugh, so my store will be partaking in this. Basically, what customers are going to be able to do soon is order items that we have in stock online and come pick them up in store. Which means we, the people who work there, have to go to each aisle and pick up every item they order off the shelf or from back in the stockroom. We basically have to do their shopping for them now.
The thing is, the counts for our stock are never exact - they’re always off by a few due to damaged product that doesn’t get scanned out right away or cases of people stealing, and the training course we had to do on the computer for it didn’t tell us what to do in case we didn’t have any of what they specifically asked for.
I don’t wanna do this. At all. Noooope.

That sounds like Pick Up Today in the certain store that starts with a W and ends with almart. Exactly like it actually. Our counts are always off too. Except when we don’t have something, we have just have to press a button on the order that says we don’t have it and a manager has to approve it. Then the customer usually sends the order in about 6 more times anyway. I feel your pain fellow “doesn’t want to shop for some lazy fucker’ Robin. I  feel you. 

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Uuuuugh, so my store will be partaking in this. Basically, what customers are going to be able to do soon is order items that we have in stock online and come pick them up in store. Which means we, the people who work there, have to go to each aisle and pick up every item they order off the shelf or from back in the stockroom. We basically have to do their shopping for them now.

The thing is, the counts for our stock are never exact - they’re always off by a few due to damaged product that doesn’t get scanned out right away or cases of people stealing, and the training course we had to do on the computer for it didn’t tell us what to do in case we didn’t have any of what they specifically asked for.

I don’t wanna do this. At all. Noooope.

That sounds like Pick Up Today in the certain store that starts with a W and ends with almart. Exactly like it actually. Our counts are always off too. Except when we don’t have something, we have just have to press a button on the order that says we don’t have it and a manager has to approve it. Then the customer usually sends the order in about 6 more times anyway. I feel your pain fellow “doesn’t want to shop for some lazy fucker’ Robin. I  feel you. 

fimbuldraugr:

There comes a time in a fan’s life where they cannot watch a non-fandom movie without thinking of an AU for their fandom.

I have reached that point.

BEEN THERE FOR FECKING EVER. YOU AND US. WE DO THIS. ALL THE TIME. I MISS YOUR FACE. WE SHOULD FANDOM ANOTHER MOVIE TOGETHER SOMETIME.

195 plays

mastercreepyfingers:

Xehanort’s Musical Musings at 3:30 am. Here you go. Not even sorry. I’ll probably regret this tomorrow.  Iveoutgrownmyuseforyou was on chorus. I couldn’t do it alone you know.

LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK!

If you do, you’ll probably have to turn your volume up pretty loud, it’s pretty quiet.

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To taint them is my real test

To take them is my cause

I will travel across the worlds

I will search far and wide

For that Vessel in perfection

to put darkness inside

Xehanort! It’s always me

To make the perfect Key

Xehanort! Oh I’ll kill your friends

And make you meet your end

Xehanort! A heart so true

I’m gonna take it from you

Fight me and you’ll meet your doom

Xehanort! Gotta be them all

Every Light along the way

With force I will put out

I will break them every day

Til my triumph comes about

Join with me, the time is right

There’s no better side

I’ll take your hearts and make them mine

To make thirteen of me

Xehanort! It’s always me

To make the perfect Key

Xehanort! Oh I’ll kill your friends

And make you meet your end

Xehanort! A heart so true

I’m gonna take it from you

Fight me and you’ll meet your doom

Xehanort! Gotta be them all

somekindasexual:

I feel like this image was made for me

somekindasexual:

I feel like this image was made for me

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

15handsandcounting:

I think I’ve reblogged this already, but it’s just so hilarious I’m going to reblog it every time it shows up on my dash.  I never get tired of seeing it.
-Embee

LMFAO WHAT IS AIR 

fuckyeahbaroquehorses:

15handsandcounting:

I think I’ve reblogged this already, but it’s just so hilarious I’m going to reblog it every time it shows up on my dash.  I never get tired of seeing it.

-Embee

LMFAO WHAT IS AIR